I love that forum.
Not because it’s any good. God no. Because some of the batsh*t stuff that gets posted on there is just mental.
I’ve covered Follow Follow on here many, many times. It’s a source of much amusement and, to be honest, makes me feel very fortunate that I am a Celtic fan.
But here we are. Almost four days on and the fans are now thinking of ways to now ‘save the club’.
Which is noble but in reality what this post has really done is prove that they have wee man syndrome.
That Celtic really is the benchmark.
I mean, check this list. It’s like a throwback to the 1690’s:
Some of the terminology is unreal. ‘Improve handicapped’, ‘get tradesmen who are bears’ is just some of the stuff that keeps that club the backward outfit that it really is.
And the Celtic fans loved it:
I was genuinely waiting on
‘sign only white Protestants’
that would’ve made the list perfect 👌
— singin winger jr (@titaniumtam) April 5, 2022
“Shake hands with Castore and walk away”. No mention of the penalties for breach of contract 🤔
— Charlie (@MKChas21) April 5, 2022
Get tradesmen in who are bears pic.twitter.com/kdo70i5s3p
— Eóin Spelman (@Babyo100) April 5, 2022
“Hi Apple, can you buy the naming rights to our stadium, but can you make sure the Apple logo is orange”…
Aye pal na bother.
— SNP SPEAK FOR SCOTLAND (@SNPINDYREF2) April 5, 2022
He’s flung that in to get Orange even though they don’t operate in the UK anymore
— K9 クヂューグ (@K9Dug) April 5, 2022
He’s actually sat and thought that through, reread it and still decided it was a good idea to press enter.
— Chicos other mate (@ChicosOtherMate) April 5, 2022
Mad as a bag of spanners that lot! Brilliant innit?
