“Utter fantasy land”, “Are all h*** maniacs?” – Sevco calculator is out as squad valuation hits NINE digits

Celtic fans following the team in Europe.

I’ve heard it all. I really have.

I have heard, and read, a lot about the club from Govan. Most notably from it’s fanbase.

Because when it comes to (what’s a better word than lying?) talking financial matters about their club, lying seems to come naturally to them.

For example, when Morelos was being touted for £40m and the club knocked it back? Lie.

When they were going to build a floating pitch and casino? Lie (OK I know that was the dead club).

Or even when they claim the club is now a company and like Jack and Rose from the Titanic, they didn’t sink but their hearts still go on? Lie.

£100m of losses does not mean debt. Lie.

It’s natural.

Like this guy here.

When a Celtic fan suggested this:

This guy went full Sevco and claimed this:

A squad worth over £100m! Where? And who? And what?

Now I love my team. Genuinely I do but even I wouldn’t claim that our squad is worth that kind of monopoly money and I firmly believe that our squad is far better than theirs.

Take away Sicknote and Diallo and then what is it worth? £30m? Maybe £40m? Even that?

It’s this kind of rubbish that makes that fanbase, and their club to be honest the absolute laughing stock of Scottish football:

Simply brilliant and it’s little wonder this club is going the exact same way as the one it pretends to be.

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