Today is going to be a fun day. It really is.
Many of my readers know I love to bring to the best of the best fan reaction from the *Rangers fan base after a defeat or a draw. But a Glasgow Derby defeat is different gravy.
I will bring to you today the best moonhowling theories from Follow Follow and twitter as their fans try desperately hard to try and explain why their team lost another three points in their quest to retain the title.
Now us Celtic fans know the real reason is simple. They’re just not good enough. That’s it.
But the real hardcore of their fans that contribute to that site will come up with any old sh**e to try and convince themselves that they are still ‘ra peepo’
And this one is classic. It was one of the best. Up there with the forum trying to claim Rogic was ineligible for yesterday’s game.
It’s Gerrards fault. Yep. The man that hasn’t been there since September was at fault for yesterdays defeat and title capitulation.
Their ‘hero’ is now their villain, to some of them, and this thread pretty much sums it all up,“Firstly Stevie looks after Stevie as he demonstrated last year with his flight of fancy.
“I think he has played a massive part in losing our lead in this campaign.
“Granted our football was starting to stagnate under him in the weeks before he left & we all kept wondering when we were gonna start hammering teams once we just got that spark back !
“But even at that I don’t think he was losing back to backs against the yahoo’s and giving away the lead we have under Gio.“
And it didn’t go down too well as the fans turned on each other in the replies:
BenL1872: “No, Gerrard won us the league unbeaten last year and had us 6 points ahead this year, Gio has us 6 behind from 6 ahead in 3 month.”
Bobans27: “Of course he does. The Gerrard of this season was not the Gerrard of last.
“That 2nd half at home to Malmo still haunts me – that’s on Gerrard and the players.”
Wilso10: “Jesus Christ you’d think the mentalists would be asleep by now but here we are. Another mental thread.”
Captain Courageous: “He left us 4 ahead, GvB made it 6. We, under GvB, are now 6 behind.
“Aye, that’s on Gerrard. %^*& sake. Gerrard is gone, GvB is a flop.”
Monkey Magic : “Losing to 10 men Malmo at Ibrox, when already a goal up and an entire second half to play, is genuinely one of the worst and most costly results in our history.”
Kyle89 decided to play Q*bert: “Shut the %^*& up !”
Pirlo wasn’t a happy bear: “Oh I’d have rather had him in the dugout today, no question.
“But in general his win % is no better than Gio’s. So for his own part in this season he can go and take a %^*& to himself.
“Though he seems to be bigger than the club to many who still kowtow to him like a demigod.”
Treble Kings decided to pray: “Jesus F#*king Christ…”
And I’ll leave you with hairbearbunch72 who was so angry, he murdered the Queens English trying to type with his forehead, “peopoe saying it’s on gio not him…. and who’s fault is it that gio was the best we could do? should’ve left in summer when the coach market was less desperate, like a real man. coward. fraud. selfish. don’t care. and lest we forget. bar ONE bit of silverware, just as much of a bottle mercherant as everyone else to sully the doors of Ibrox fis last decade.”
