Celtic are just on a different level both on and on the pitch to Rangers and every single Ibrox supporter knows it.
As they scratch around behind their couch looking for next month’s rent money for Hampden, Celtic have cash flowing out of their ears. So much so that they paid £9.5m for Adam Idah without batting an eyelid.
With Brendan Rodgers about to bank a possible £30m for Matt O’Riley as well, the coffers will be swelling more than ever before and Celtic will still have a better team on the park.
But don’t worry. Rangers Radio has a plan to help bridge that financial gap and it’s one that the Celtic fans cannot stop laughing at.
Have a listen to this:
Holy F——🤦🏻♂️🤣🤣🤣🍀🇮🇪 pic.twitter.com/Uy7xt3xhVT
— Andy Bhoy (@Andybho27665205) August 20, 2024
Wow. I mean, just, wow! That’s an incredible plan. Let’s take away the fact that it will cost millions of pounds just to build the thing and the fact that there are astronomical running costs to keep a single hotel going, how much do they reckon the Ibrox club are going to pull in with it?
Enough to beat Celtic’s financial muscle? Absolutely no chance. And these Celtic fans rinsed the life out of it:
Imagine it mate. Every time you opened the fridge it played the sash mate. You’d make a fortune mate. The billy boys on a loop in the lifts mate. A big blue slide that takes ye fae yur room tae yur seat in the stadium mate.
— ChrisC (@Christo20960304) August 20, 2024
Bears by name, bears by nature:
Imagine it 😂😂😂
— Mick Guilfoyle 🍀🇮🇪 🇨🇺 🇵🇸 (@mick_guilfoyle) August 20, 2024
Nae rooms just caves for ra bears 😂😂😂
A romantic weekend away? You got it wife!
Imagine taking your mrs to a hotel. You stay in a room like a 12 year old proddy boys bedroom in the 90s.
— Mickbhoy1888🍀🇮🇪🏴 (@Mickbhoy1888No1) August 20, 2024
She would be dry as a sand dune.
Was a copious amount of drugs injected before this suggestion was made? Not too sure about that to be honest:
I’m convinced they sniff glue during this.
— 54 times Champions 🍀 (@theSBTbhoy) August 20, 2024
And then there is the all-you-can-eat-buffet:
And an all you can eat noodle bar now that would kill ye…I mean make a killing pic.twitter.com/RubKGY4sxm
— Firhill (@Firhill40) August 20, 2024
I genuinely wonder how these guys dress themselves in the morning but I hope they continue to create more ways to fashion cash for their club because without these ‘peepo’, our lives would be a lot duller!