The Rangers summer meltdown continues as the Celtic fans enjoy the sunshine with two trophies tucked away in the Parkhead cabinet.
As James Bisgrove walked away from the Ibrox club yesterday, today marked the start of the Newco’s search for a new Chief Executive.
Jetting of to Saudi and leaving the Ibrox supporters seething added another chapter into Born Celtic’s Banter Years collection.
Not only are they looking to rebuild their team, Rangers are needing to replace a huge figurehead at the club to boot.
And that search started today with a public advertisement that intrigued the Celtic fans.
Rangers’ CEO hunt slaughtered by Celtic fans
In the advertisement on Jobs In Football, Rangers describe themselves as “Rangers Football Club, formed in 1872, is one of the world’s longest established and most successful clubs”.
Immediately two huge errors pop up on the opening paragraph. Liquidation meant that history was broken in 2012 and the new club had to be formed.
Also, how can a club with just three trophies to its name describe itself as one of the most successful in the world? Weird.
However, the next one is a first class story that not even the Rangers fans themselves will believe.
The description continues, “Playing at the 50,987 seat Ibrox Stadium and benefitting from the world-class 37-acre training facility, the club has been a dominant force in Scottish football for decades.”
When did this happen now? You only need to take a look at Celtic’s trophy history to see which club in Glasgow has been the most dominant in the country on both sides of the millennium.
And another cracker is this statement about equality and inclusion. The advert reads, “At Rangers Football Club we are ambitious about diversity and inclusion.”
Really? Is that why the club goes to great lengths to stamp out the vitriolic bike we hear from the Ibrox stands every second week?
Someone needs to report them for false advertising to the UK government 😂😂😂
— Dan (@Frostbit2024) May 31, 2024
Anyway, what big club advertises publicly for this type of role? Absolutely tin pot material.
You’ve got to hand it to them though. Even in a time when they are being serious, Rangers still know how to give us all a laugh without even meaning to.
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They should go for that cockney geezer who calls himself Mike of the Masons on one of those cheap home shopping channels ? He tries to punt anti freeze in Summertime for £9.99 a bottle…. Summertime ! Unfortunately the mob he does his Del Boy market spoofer impersonation has went nipples up …twice ! That might be a another problem ,mind you .Other than that …….
It doesn’t matter who’s put in the job the smsm will tell us that every club in the world wanted the person but they wanted to join “the rangers” as soon as the job was advertised