Conversation at Scottish Daily Express (satire for the vultures out there)
“Quick, Celtic are killing it in the transfer market, release a Rangers good news story!”
“How? They’ve no money and haven’t signed anyone!!”
“Don’t care!! Do it!! NOWWWW!!!”
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And that is the conversation that must have went on when the Scottish Daily Express released this nugget of a story:
I’m all for good news stories, no really, I am.
New transfers, new Castore sponsorship deals, stadium expansion, season ticket sales, the lot.
You know, things that actually generate money for the club, but pressing buttons and hitting enter on your keyboard in this instance, simply doesn’t do that!
But don’t tell these chaps over at Follow Follow as they reckon this story has their club coining it in.
Seriously:
Check out the news from all the Celtic blogs across the web HERE
Sad peepul.
They believe their own hype! Nothing to do with their merchandise being harder to find than a Top Sportswear firm like Adidas & Nike when you go to a Celtic shop or JD Sports whereas Castore is a non entity & TRFC have an incestuous relationship with JD Sports where The Klan don’t want to shop after MASH spanked them for £15m in ANOTHER court battle they lost…….✊️🇮🇪
How deluded are the supporters of that club? The most merchandise league top 10, here’s me thinking all these years that winning Premiership titles, Scottish and League Cups, invincible trebles, double trebles, treble trebles and quadruple trebles were the pinnacle of success in football. I’m going to have to rethink my whole ethos on what the beautiful games is all about, where did I go wrong? I’m so glad the chaps of the Daily Express and the Follow Follow fan forum have shown me the error of my ways. I’m off to lie in a darkened room where I’ll suitably chastise myself.