We’ve heard them all right?
‘£40m for Morelos’, ‘Gareth Bale to Govan’, ‘Rangers are the same club’. All genuine quotes from the Rangers fans (and media to be fair) that just prove the Banter Years are still with us.
But I have, without doubt, THE best and most deluded transfer rumour of them all.
And I guarantee you, when you read it, nothing will beat it this decade.
Here we go:
No you read it right. Cristiano Ronaldo is swapping visiting Anfield and The City Ground for Tannadice and Love Street in the blue of Rangers.
As we speak, he will be putting the finishing touches to his mega bucks deal to train at Auchenhowie for the next three years.
These peepo are excellent. Brilliant for banter.
Because not only do they make this sh*t up some of them actually believe these things can happen.
No wonder the Oldco died.
