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“GVB should get another transfer window before we play Celtic” – Yes. This Sevco fan was completely serious

Out of everything I have read all week, this must be the most outlandish piece of nonsense I have ever seen.

With Celtic returning from the winter break with players returning from injury and strengthening their squad in the transfer market, the paranoia from Govan has been reeking out of them.

From claims that Celtic s**t it to face them on the 2nd January the next one to hit social media is now sporting integrity. And this one is a belter.

This *Rangers fan replied to a Celtic supporters tweet about sporting integrity with this belter:

A transfer window just for Gio. Just him. No one else.

And before anyone claims he was kidding. He wasn’t:

Just when you thought they couldn’t get anymore crazier than they are now, they come away with this one.

Ok, then why don’t we wind back the clock and let Celtic not pay taxes, issue side letters and use EBT’s to help try and stop the Oldco’s nine in a row because it’s all about sporting integrity right?

I’ll leave you with the dead clubs legacy.

“Bringing the game into disrepute” – Marvin Bartley’s brilliant response to more Scott Brown Sevco crying

Scott Brown really has gotten under their skins hasn’t he.

No matter the colour of jersey Scott Brown wears, he still lives, rent free in their heads. And it is magical.

Dropping two vital points in the title race really has set the cat amongst the pigeons of the *Rangers supporters.

Or was it the penalty given against them? Or was it the red card? Or a combination of all three perhaps?

Whatever is was, it prompted this Rangers fans to claim Broony is bringing the game into disrepute when he called Clyde 1 SSB. Listen to Marvin’s repsonse:

“Scott Brown doing Scott Brown things”. You could just imagine the how that goes down in Edminston Way.

An outstanding response to a fan base that is, quite frankly, spent all week embarrassing itself over one man and two dropped points.

I think the tide is turning in Glasgow. I think they know it as well.

Four to stand trial accused of racism towards Kyogo

This is brilliant news.

Ever since Kyogo has come into Scotland it is widely accepted that the Japanese star has been a breath of fresh air to not only Celtic, but the Scottish game.

He has been hugely popular amongst the Celtic support, for obvious reasons, and for other rival teams supporters a pain in the backside for their defenses as he ran riot before his injury forced him out just before the winter break.

But not long into his time in Scotland, a film was released of *Rangers fans racially abusing the Japanese striker on a supporters bus in an act that shamed the club and Scottish society.

As the club banned the fans and released this statement at the time, “Those who partake in such behaviour are not representative of our club or the loyal support who have stood by us through thick and thin.

Celtic also responded at the time when they tweeted, “If reports are accurate then such sickening and pathetic racist behaviour directed towards Kyogo Furuhashi deserves absolute condemnation.”

Not only have the guys that completed this act received condemnation, they have also been told they will face trial as the Scottish courts now look at acting on and stamping out racism in society.

Hopefully this will act as a real deterrent for anyone else thinking they can chant and abuse at will.

We all stand with Kyogo.

“The positives? Aw God” – The pain of Scott Brown prompted this hilarious Rangers Radio response

Man I could get a whole week of content from Scott Brown.

And he’s not even playing for us.

One thing is for sure. He has destroyed them. Has them on toast.

Brown’s s**thousery has really broke the Rangers fans to such an extent that when one called Rangers Radio he clearly had a few shandies.

As the presenter asked the caller to point out the positives from the Aberdeen game, the guy said, “The positives? Aw God.

That’s a good question mate. I’ve got to say my son.

He drank a bottle of brandy. I just poured him into a taxi.”

Have a listen below (23m 30s).

Scott Brown has really broken their fans. Even in the red of Aberdeen, he is still living rent free in their heads.

The pain is incredible. The laughter? Amazing.

“You’re having a mare here”, “The only club that’s used that rule” – Rangers Rabble rinsed for ‘tinpot’ tweet

I love this.

For one reason and one reason only.

These major *Rangers podcast sites always are always bumping their gums on Twitter. Always.

And they are a far cry of how Celtic podcast site’s conduct themselves.

I have yet to see any Celtic podcast site behave the way Rangers Rabble or Heart & Hand do on twitter and, quite frankly, if I did see them carry on like those guys do, they would be blocked quicker than you can say ‘liquidation’.

This podcaster tried to take the moral high ground after the news that wee Alfie was set to miss the Glasgow Derby in February:

The problem with this is there is only one club that has invoked the postponement rule in Scotland. One.

And was it against the might of Celtic? Aberdeen maybe? Hearts perhaps?


It was this:

Superb isn’t it!

Aberdeen fan’s Scott Brown tweet prompts unbelievable Alex Rae comparison and brilliant EBT response

Yeah. You read it right.

There was genuinely no other way to put the headline.

Well, that’s not strictly true. I could have put “Kid on Sevco fan gets sectioned for f**kwittery” but I would probably have needed to sack myself!

The Aberdeen fans are loving Scott Brown. Hell, we all are.

And going by this tweet, this guy REALLY loves him.

But the tweet prompted a really weird response from this guy and without giving anything away, have a read at this thread:

It’s incredible that in England, they measure a player on how they did in their soulless league.

Brown is a legend of the Scottish game. I bet he would rather have his cupboard full of medals than Alex Rae’s sideboard drawer stuffed with brown envelopes……..

“I checked the rules on FIFA” – Listen as SSB panel laugh at hilarious Sevco callers pain

Superscoreboard is brilliant when it comes to the pain of Govan.

Not only are they still unbeaten in the league, they are still four points clear.

But are they happy? Noooooo.

Ok, they’ve never had a penalty given against them in I don’t know how long or a red card in over two seasons. They got both in one game.

Has that tipped them over the edge? Bingo.

And it’s quite incredible.

In fact, I’ll go one further. It smacks of entitlement.

But as the fall out over their 1-1 draw at Aberdeen and as Scott Brown continues to consume the very fibre of their beings, this caller was superb.

Rather than just accept that these happen and ‘honest mistakes’ can happen to everyone, this one guy sifted through the annuls of the FIFA rule book to find something, ANYTHING, to show that his team had been cheated.

Have a listen:

I stopped at Andy Halliday because, well, you know why.

But it is stunning the amount of nonsense these guys come away with and it is strange though.

They can check through hundreds of pages of FIFA rules but when you ask them to Google ‘liquidation’ their fingers stop working. All eleven of them.

“Postpone it!”, “Everything to suit that mob” – Brilliant Follow Follow terror at Alfie news. They blame Celtic for his call up!

This is a turn up for the books is it not?

All winter break we have heard them bleat on about how Celtic s*at it from them as ten of the twelve SPFL clubs voted to bring the winter break forward to allow the possibility of crowds back into stadiums.

Rather weirdly, *Rangers fans were in favour of locking themselves out of seeing their team just to disagree with Celtic’s stance.

Think about THAT for a minute. A weird wee bunch.

But back to my original point. We s*at it.

We s*at it because of we were missing key players through injury.

And the latest one of how we s*at it because of the possibility of international call ups (even though Ange wasn’t interested in calling the game off) was another thing of beauty.

Well, all that seems to be forgotten about as the news that wee Alfie gets a Columbia call up filtered through their ranks, the calls for a postponement seem to have ramped up now.

From them!

Have a look:

These next three guys thinks we had a hand in Alfie’s call up!

Now it’s the SPFL’s fault……………………

This one is my favourite. Scott Arfield should have become Mystic Meg in his spare time!

The last two days have been really unkind to them!

“Calling it” – Brutal takedown of Sevco fans Japanese players tweet

Remember when we signed the the Japanese trio of Reo Hatate, Daizen Maeda and Yosuke Ideguchi?

Remember when we all knew that they would be good players?

Now, do you remember the *Rangers fans deriding the signings and telling us that they would be no good?

They done it with Kyogo and it seems they simply have not learned their lesson.

Do they think that Ange just picks random Japanese blokes and not do the proper scouting?

Do they think the scouting team just stick a pin in the map, choose the club and sign a player?

They really are a special breed:

Blue on Blue action as Joe Black turns on Heart & Hand

I have to say.

I never saw this coming.

No. Not the infighting between the Ibrox support, that’s par for the course.

I never thought it would be dropped points at Pittodrie that would have ended them.

I genuinely thought it would have been us and when we ripped the title out of their dead hands.

But there you go.

In the latest developments in the reaction to Celtic breathing down their necks, it seems that they are desperately trying to hold it together whilst simultaneously breaking down.

It’s weird to watch but I can’t help but rubber neck it.

And what better way to watch it than to see one of the worst *Rangers accounts on social media call out one of the worst accounts on social media.

Joe Black, famous for being a Celtic obsessed *Rangers fan called out Heart & Hand presumably for not being vocal enough about the club not spending money in the transfer market.

Now, to be fair to Joe, he done it the cowards way with a screenshot but I helped him out and Lee Wallace’d him.

I don’t care.

But a quick glance at this guys timeline after last nights result shows that he has now gotten good use out of that scattergun he got for his Christmas!


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