“Does the club have a credit line with Slaters?”, “Heard he signs off his text messages with “FTP”, “So they won’t be signing Catholics anymore?” – Celtic fans hilarious replies as Michael Beale goes staunch

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Ok, you become the manager of a new football club, what’s the first thing you do?

Assess the squad?

Speak to unhappy players?

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Figure out your transfer budget even?

Don’t be daft. Because when that club is Rangers, you don’t concern yourself with all that p*sh.

You focus on what REALLY matters to the fans.

Trophies? Nope.

Playing style? Guess again.

This is what Michael Beale reckons will help turn the fortunes of the club around:

Yep. That’s it. That’s why Beale is the greatest coach of this century so far.

Get the suits on the players. I mean it worked at QPR where he was unbea……..no wait, he won a trop……..hold up. I’ll find something.

Here it is! He failed to win three games in a trot.

Wow. No doubt the brown brogues and matching cardigans will come as standard.

These are the standards every great Rangers manager has lived by I suppose. What a fud.

And these Celtic fans absolutely rinsed it:

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