Ok, you become the manager of a new football club, what’s the first thing you do?
Assess the squad?
Speak to unhappy players?
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Figure out your transfer budget even?
Don’t be daft. Because when that club is Rangers, you don’t concern yourself with all that p*sh.
You focus on what REALLY matters to the fans.
Trophies? Nope.
Playing style? Guess again.
This is what Michael Beale reckons will help turn the fortunes of the club around:
Yep. That’s it. That’s why Beale is the greatest coach of this century so far.
Get the suits on the players. I mean it worked at QPR where he was unbea……..no wait, he won a trop……..hold up. I’ll find something.
Here it is! He failed to win three games in a trot.
Wow. No doubt the brown brogues and matching cardigans will come as standard.
These are the standards every great Rangers manager has lived by I suppose. What a fud.
And these Celtic fans absolutely rinsed it:
Does the club have a credit line with slaters?
— EM (@EdBhoy1888) December 1, 2022
— Hugh Jarse (@Pablo1963) December 1, 2022
Ah well we had a good run. Thought we could get the title this year but hearing that the rangers players are wearing suits ends that once and for all. It was good while it lasted fellow Tim’s. We will always have the memories HH
— Allan8881 (@Allan88811) December 1, 2022
I think stopping the players blessing themselves as they come onto the pitch has to go now as well.
Good old fashioned values that will return the club back to the dark ages where it belongs— Blango (@BrianLangan13) December 1, 2022
And the brogues, don’t forget them 🤣
— KB (@Kb1888) December 1, 2022
The weirdest football team ever,
Said it numerous times, they’re like a f*ckin cult, so so weird https://t.co/9xdrrLlp3N— Gil (@shaun_gil) December 1, 2022
Some laugh this mob 😂😂😂 https://t.co/PZ6kNm8xMC
— ryan bannon (@ryanbannon1888) December 1, 2022
So they won’t be signing catholics anymore so https://t.co/cwbUirFefl
— JungleLion (@JungleLion_) December 1, 2022