“Al smash your head in ya banger” – Celtic fans react to Aussie journalist’s Ange rumour

Let’s face it.

Chelsea, as a club, is so far removed from Ange Postecoglou’s values that even if he was offered a truckload of cash you just know he would tell them to get to f*ck.

One of the most toxic clubs in English football was linked with the Celtic gaffer today as they sacked Thomas Tuchel after last night’s 1-0 defeat to Dinamo Moscow.

As the news broke, of course Ange would be touted for the job and journalist Joey Lynch, asked this:

Ange to Chelsea. Who says no? https://t.co/QMS0tPeQhG

— Joey Lynch (@joeylynchy) September 7, 2022

I think I speak for everyone when I say the whole of the green part of Scotland says no.

That was me putting it politely. This fan wasn’t so gracious:

That sounds painful. I'd rather you didn't.

— Joey Lynch (@joeylynchy) September 7, 2022

And the other Australian journalists decided to join in:

Can we say yes anyway? Great story

— Michael Atkinson (@kinson88) September 7, 2022

Ange deserves better

— Conrad Dujin (@JustKnidding) September 7, 2022

every single celtic fan on the planet 👊

— james ( cotter ) clarke (@jamespclarke1) September 7, 2022

Me, don’t won’t him to downgrade

— Alex 🦘 (@alexwswmufc) September 7, 2022

Can you not just leave the guy to continue his amazing build for a few years before you start whoring him out to the tourist money league ?

— 🤘R4TTser ラット 🐈‍⬛ (@R4tser) September 7, 2022

Clean you mouth with Roman Catholic holy water.

— Hendo☘️ (@thecreschendo) September 7, 2022