“Not sure he fits in with Englands playing cistern” – Andrew Dickson’s latest tweet crushed by Celtic fans

Ibrox at Broomloan Road

Man I don’t even know where to begin with this one to be honest.

The most over rated defender in Scotland is being touted for an England call up.

Do I just stop there or do I need to explain why?

Ok. Let’s explain why.

In three simple steps:

  1. He can’t defend.
  2. He’s not a defender
  3. Scoring penalties does not make you a defender

Andrew Dickson, world famous for being extremely impartial when it comes to reporting anything Rangers, came up with the belter as the ‘main reason’ Tav won’t get picked for England:

It’s one reason. Not the main one. And if you are wondering what the main reason is, scroll back up to my three simple steps 🔝

And these fans just can’t believe this is a conversation, including this England fan:

And that, ladies and gents puts that one to bed.

I know this one is short and sweet but it’s like me saying the only reason Gary Hooper didn’t get a call up is because there was five strikers ahead of him.

Even I can admit, for all he was an excellent striker, he was nowhere near international class.

These Sevco fans really need to catch a grip.

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