Yeah, you read it right.
This was a proper article written by an actual journalist.
Spanish corruption. Attempted murder. And the best one (yes even better than murder), it was a UEFA conspiracy to deny Rangers fans water so they couldn’t cheer their team on against Frankfurt.
Yes. I know. Bat sh*t doesn’t even cover it.
Here are the best bits of the article from Ibrox Noise:
Unreal right?
And Celtic fans are meant to be the paranoid ones?
‘too parched to roar’ has to be my favourite quote from all of the Sevco whingeing since last Thursday! 🤣 Just where do you start with that? 🤣🤣🤣
— We.Never.Stop. (@norspring) May 23, 2022
Check out some of the comments 🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/CdMUdbSpa0
— 🍀Prime Juranovic🍀 (@BankieBhoy420) May 23, 2022
He’s spot on about one thing though……nobody cares 😂 absolute mentalist, I’ve read that twice and still don’t know were the connection is between Pique making a few £m and them drinking out of toilet bowls? They could’ve left at any time, our buses were miles away in 03 too🤷♂️
— Yogi il Tempo (@Yogi_theTim) May 23, 2022
The same person also wrote this. 🤣 Derek needs help. NURSE! pic.twitter.com/PPd0rEJY2c
— Free Rogic. (@celticforever9) May 23, 2022
I seem to remember the stadium ran out of water when Celtic played in Seville in 2003, but don’t remember any outrage from the fans or club😂
— TimMaloy (@TimMaloy15) May 22, 2022
