He is a strange wee guy is Alfie.
In fact, I’ll retract that. Alfie is a f*ckin genius.
What other player can show such contempt for a club and their fans and yet is still lauded as a legend by them?
It’s truly remarkable how he has the Govan hordes on strings.
Think of it this way.
Imagine if we had a player who failed to return from international duty TWICE for a crucial Champions League match and has, for two seasons in a row, come back from pre season looking like I do after two weeks all inclusive holiday to Turkey.
But yet, they love him. They cannot see past him.
But as long as he sends out sh*te like this, they always will:
Calm down Alfie. It’s football. You are hardly going to war.
This kind of self indulgent nonsense is what makes football fans think these players have absolutely no idea what is going on in the real world.
But to be fair to Alfie, he believed he was off to China for £40m, so it’s not entirely his fault.
Translation “apparently I’m worth about £30 to £40 million pounds according to our idiotic fans, I’m now free on a Bosman and still no one wants anything to do with me, or my pal Ryan” 🤷♀️😂😂
— CHAMPIONS 💚 (@Celtic67Champs) January 19, 2023
— Henrik GM (@g_dogg67) January 19, 2023
— JEEF KACKASS (@IrishScotsCelt) January 19, 2023
Morelos outlining his strategy at an all you can eat buffet. https://t.co/hZwv2XMPhY
— jamie millard (@Jamie_Millard) January 20, 2023
F*cks this guy think he is Pedro Caixinha? https://t.co/JlqvboeyJo
— R.R. (@BillBuffalino) January 19, 2023